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Today's Pun

I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn't want to split hares...

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This one's for the Mensa group:

A mathematician was also a werewolf. When the moon became full he transformed into something Fourier.
--Bruce Michel

In Belgium, the elevators are maintained by Schindler's Lifts.
--Jeremy Main

My wife told my son never to run at the screen door, lest he strain himself...

Seems like they've inbred thoroughbreds so much, the average times are actually decreasing at the track, not increasing. We've got to stop this inbreeding before it damages the species beyond repair. We've got to make people aware of the need to preserve our natual racehorses.
--David Reihmer

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